aaron platt-ross:
tiniest kid in our class, hands down.
could not say a not ridiculous thing.
laughed like a donkey laughs at a clown.
MARRIED.
jesse escobedo:
nature shirts with wolves on them. tye-dyed.
sat across from me in ap calc and sneezed into the crook of his elbow. by the end of the day, it was all crusty.
MARRIED.
here is the best part.
jamie mcdonald:
once found out a girl liked him and covered her entire car in glue. it wasn't me. i didn't even drive in high school.
refused to eat fruits or vegetables. ate eggo waffles with fake strawberry syrup for breakfast every morning. one morning, he refused it. his mother looked at the label: they had switched to strawberry concentrate from real strawberries.
dated a girl who wanted m&m's from the vending machine but spent fifteen minutes in front of it looking for the "m" button.
i can't think of any more, but i know this guy and can testify to how completely ridiculous he is.
MARRIED.
i couldn't make this shit up! clearly pizza is the ONLY remedy.
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