the nicest email i've ever gotten

here it is, verbatim:

subject: a sizzling taco, a mushroom cloud: the perpetrators of awful acts, and the atrocities in eye sight

Sugar,

When you're sad I just want you to think of fuzzy, friendly ponies galloping to see you. Behind them are baby goats and pony. They know how cute and nice you are. They are eager to see you. They know about you, because I told them and I'm right behind them.

AUGH.

everything about it is perfect. if you ever want to send me the perfect email, well, now you know.

here are some things girls know about boys that boys don't know they know:
1. all boys jerk off. we know this.
2. all boys look at other girls. the nice way to do this is when we're not around.
3. everything.

i'm really into the british invasion thing right now. specifically, the zombies. specifically, "friends of mine." i've been into this song before; for some reason, "june and duffy" just draw me to this song about twice a year. also, who can deny "time of the season"?

on an academic note: freakout.