Monday, October 29, 2007

actual conversations i had walking home along washington st. after 3 am

dude on balcony: "you wanna rassle?"
me: "not really."
dude: "yeah, i'd prolly dominate you."
me: "i studied with billy blanks."
dude: "holy shit!"

one block later:
dude on balcony: "isn't it a little late to be walking home?"
me: "i know self-defense."
first dude and other dudes: guffawing.

i love living in brighton. genuinely. also, my guardian angel lives here. more later.

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