anagrams!

me:
scolded loiterer
credited loser lo
discoed ell retro
is electrode lord
derelict red solo

i love anagrams! they all make me sound like beck!

my mom:
an nylon

my cat:
zeppelin (that's his name. no anagrams possible. i guess that's what happens when you only have one name.)

my bffs:
dreamland canon, cold nerd manana
jam kegs in, ska men jig
sailor moans, alas sir moon
ice lee gorgon, nice ego ogler
hick tree ablaze, bat lazier cheek

ex bfs:
machos at job
sinned kin brawl
jaded ensues

i'd say all of that is pretty accurate.